Friday, March 15, 2013

The secret to a good night's sleep... Cat flap warning.

If you have a cat flap and still want to get any sleep:

Block the cat flap - don't just lock it, a strong cat will dive head first through it without a second thought.

Once the car flap is blocked you then know exactly who is inside the house for the night.

There'll be no unwanted intruders, either willing or dragged in. No mad continuation of a hunting trip taking place in the hall or escapee mice running under the bedroom door to seek refuge under the bed...(yes all these things have happened since fitting the cat flap) in short - it'll be just like it was before you fitted the cat flap, because it seemed like a good idea at the time...

Of course you might end up with your cat knocking on the cat flap and wondering why it no longer works...

Having a cat flap may have caused many broken nights - but it did inspire a book: Basil and the Flappy Thing

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